Friday, March 12, 2010

Sonnet 17: Didgeridoo Man

By Aurin Squire

Didgeridoo man do you plan
Or are all you Australian freewheeling?
With a bamboo tube and metal soup can
your lifestyle choice looks so appealing.

How do you even play a didgeridoo?
It's like the outback version of tuba.
You blow on bamboo and that's all you do
Farting noise bubbles like landlocked scuba.

Can you cry love songs in Didgeridoo?
Or make an ironic pair of lil snares
Guttual gurgling flushes through and through
Croaked like slithering dithering nightmares

Giggling tourist Sir Didgeridoo
Throw loose change at prehistoric flue

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