Vaccine and Virility Myths

 Will I take a booster shot? Hell yes.  I'll take a booster, a rooster, an Amazon Prime, Disney+, Salt N' Peppa honey scoop, baby take a ride in my coupe, shoop shoop shot if it'll help. Listen...

Ain't nobody sterilizing us. We're not that important AND that's not the way mRNA technology works. At all. Ain't nobody planting computer chips in shots. You got cell phones and Silicon Valley knows everything about you b/c you voluntarily told them. And NOBODY is trying to mind control the general population: that's what social media does very effectively. 

It's a fucking shot. In an ideal world you would take the shots months apart to increase effectiveness. But scientists moved the  second shot to a few weeks apart to increase potency. But it comes at a price. Increased temporary potency means the shots wear out sooner.  So now a booster shot would dramatically increase the effectiveness of the 2 shots. So yes, I'll take my vitamins, eat my vitamins, take probiotics, wear a mask, and take a third shot. B/c I give a fuck about myself and I care about walking around asymptomatic and infecting someone else. Yes, I actually give a fuck about people I will never meet. It's crazy the way that works.

AND ANOTHER THING in regard to ppl and their precious genitals. I've met so many POC in Miami who aren't getting the shot b/c they're afraid it will scar their babymaking equipment. It's these same ppl worried about their impotency who invest in all sorts of strange quackery based on no evidence. They will wreck an entire ecosystem for some special fertility plant in the shape of a phallus. Entire species have been extinct-ed  off of rumors that a certain animal can give guys stiffies like tree trunks and make women ovulate like a moon goddess. People chop up rhino horns, shark fins, elephant tusk for 100% unproven animistic belief that some magical dick fuel is hidden there. The modern American medical scam industry was started by Dr. Brinkley who sowed goat testicles into men to increase their virility. Dozens of people died and men still came from around the country for this quack to insert literal goat balls into their scrotum. And I bet if these same goat-scrotum ppl were around today they would be like 'eww I'm not fucking with that vaccine. It might mess with my goat-hybrid junk.' You're worried about your junk? Wear boxer briefs. Don't go into hot tubs. Eat salads. Drink lots of water. Exercise. Meditate to relieve stress. And keep that small radioactive device known as your cell phone away from your crotch! 

mRNA has as much to do with your junk as goat testicle surgery. I think we need a megaconference to address impotency. We need someone to be like 'look, here are ACTUAL things you can do to pop out more babies. Stop killing and eating these wild animals for baby juice. Stop believing in online rumors. And take the shots! Your dick is gonna be fine!'