Wednesday, October 30, 2019

October Humor



Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Interrupting Mansplainer.

Interrupting M-

-Well, actually...that's not entirely correct, but I can see how you would be confused.

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WRITER: are you the Euler constant, b/c you're being irrational right now.

ME: Math joke!!

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Holocaust: NEVER AGAIN

Tibet: Oh, no. AGAIN!

Rwanda: Oh well, again.

Chinese Concentration Camps: NEVER (comment about this) AGAIN!

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Day 20 w/o sugar: I thought I broke my fast, but I was having a very vivid food dream. Cookies. Very aggressive...cookies.

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ME: How was "Harriet?"
FRIEND: It was pretty good, but I don't want to spoil the ending.
ME: Um, I think I know how it ends.




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