Trump's Second Impeachment: Day 1

 Remember when Trump got covid after killing hundreds of thousands of ppl through his intentional lies and superspreader events and some of you thought a fitting justice would be either 1) for him to die or 2) for him experience some sort of Forrest Gump-like awakening of empathy after having a brush with death...but you failed to realize a) he would be receiving the absolute best medical treatment in the world and be monitored every second by doctors who don’t want to be known as the quacks that killed a sitting president and b) psychopathic narcissist don’t have those beautiful Evangelical awakenings you read about and if Trump was struck blind on the road to Damascus like Apostle Paul, he would hear the voice of God, be healed after 3 days, and immediately try to convert the experience into selling some magic healing elixir to scam ppl out of money because grifters gonna grift. And remember how he got out the hospital and immediately hosted a covid drive-by for his fans which infected secret service agents sworn to protect his life, flew back to White House, ran up to the Evita balcony landing and ripped his mask off dramatically while still wheezing from the disease he lied about that almost killed him, and then started talking about ‘covid isn’t that bad! Let’s open up more! Be strong...like me’ and his followers proceeded to love him even more and die at an even faster rate because they believed Trump more than science or medicine. And remember how 2 GOP congressmen went around spouting the same Trump lines and literally died from covid while wheezing about the importance of the stock market and protecting shareholders? 

And remember how that was just a plain Jane vanilla week in Trump’s America because every other day was a goat demon hellscape of lies and death and cruelty supported by 99% of Republicans? Well...

Today is the first day of Trump’s second impeachment for trying to overthrow the oldest constitutional democracy in the world by sending a mob of his supporters to kill Congress and his own Vice President. Most Republicans will vote to acquit because they really have convinced themselves that it’s time to move on amidst 460,000 deaths from Trump’s lies and that he’s learned his lesson. Happy Gemini Impeachment Day!

PS: Former VP Mike Pence is still in hiding and scared he's going to be killed by Trump's own supporters. Pence is too cowardly to speak out against his boss for trying to murder him and  -at the same time- he can't go back to scamming Trump fans for money BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM. He is the true embodiment of the loyal Trump Republican. He sacrificed every shred of moral dignity to a psychopath and now his life is ruined, he's on the run from MAGA fans, and he's still trying to figure out how he can crawl back toward some Evangelical grift.