PPL: Worst. Year. Ever. It can't be done fast enough. 2021 is going to be my time to shine!
2021: Yeah, that's not the way time works.
PPL: Sorry?
2021: Time isn't some sort of electric fence you jump over to enter into a completely different reality.
PPL: But the pandemic?
2021: Still going to be here. In fact, it's going to worse in 2021 and for a long time.
PPL: But Trump?
2021: Still going to be around. Lying. Tweeting.
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PPL: And all the race problems and hatred?
2021: yeah, you didn't fix any of that. So why would it go away?
You really don't understand how this 'new year' thing works.
2020: That's what I keep trying to tell 'em.
PPL: GTFOH 2020!! BOO!! BOO!!!
2020: Yeah, go ahead and boo me. But you think murder hornets are bad now? Just-
2021: 2020, STFU!! Shut up shut it...
PPL: Are murder hornets coming back in 2021?
2020: They never went away. Just because you ignore something doesn't mean it disappears. Enjoy your pestilence and mass celebrity deaths.
PPL: OMG how many celebrities die in 2021? Is there anyone left?
2021: Well, I'll put it to you like this: Jay Leno and Carrot Top are going to be in a lot of stuff.
PPL: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I hate you 2021!!
2021: It's not me, dude! It's you! And Grammy Album of the Year? Aaron Carter's "Sacramento Symphony"
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