Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Movie Pitch to Deal: A Trajectory

Movie kick-off meeting w/ producers and studio. After 2 yrs of pitching, 6 months of paperwork, and dozens of 'almost there' calls. Formal greetings. Invoice. Check. Write. Now! 

Pitch trajectory in Zoom Age

-April 2019: indie movie producer is in NYC and we meet at Sugarburg Bar in Williamsburg. He tells me a story. It sounds great. He sends me the article and related material and asks if I can come up with a story. Yes. Can I fly out to LA to pitch? No. 

- May 2019: producer sets me up with a higher level producer/exec who is in town for a NYC movie shoot. We meet at Williamsburg coffee shop. I pitch my story concept. He likes it. I tell him I do some boxing. He does MMA and says I should attend an intense class with him that takes place in Brooklyn. 

- a few days later, I injury myself while boxing and can't go to MMA class (thank GOD!!) But I do send exec more pitch material. He likes it and says when I get better we should go to MMA class. I hope he forgets I ever brought it up. He does and flies back to LA.

- June 2019: phone pitch to one production company...and they like it. I get the call that we're going forward with a contract. Agent calls, lawyer calls, yay!! Success!! Wow, that was quick!! AND THEN...

- while waiting for contract, production exec resigns (or is fired). Whatever happens, he exits. Suddenly. New exec comes and says that my pitch isn't a movie. Deal dead.

- July 2019: new approach. Indie movie producer suggest I pitch it to a big-name star the next time I'm in LA. That will surely attract interests. So I pitch it to a pretty big name star's production head...over the phone. He likes the idea but would prefer for me to be in LA. I'm in the middle of working on TV show in NYC and other stuff. 

- August 2019...pitch it to a big name star. He too asks 'so when are you going to be in LA?' What is it with this requirement that I need to be in LA?!? We have phones and facetime and video conferencing. What is so magical about me purchasing a ticket and flying out to LA to say the same thing? Anyway, star eventually turns it down b/c he just finished a movie with my same theme. And then...

- nothing. September-October-November-etc. Silence. Indie movie producer moves on with his life. I move on with my life. Every few months he says 'I'm still thinking about how to get this done...can't wait until you're out in LA.' But you hear that a lot in the business. You smile, offer encouraging words, keep it moving. Fast forward to...

- March 2020. Pandemic. Everything is shut down. Everything is also on Zoom. I don't have to fly to LA! Apparently we have these devices and apps that let us communicate from our homes. Who knew?!? Indie movie producer emails me about attaching a director. That will give the pitch more attention.

- April 2020: talk to directors on zoom. Click and connect with one. They ask a lot of questions and we dive deeper into the story. 

- May 2020: present more elaborate pitch. It's great, it's wonderful, it's too fucking long! This is the Zoom age. Nobody wants to hear you speak for 40 min straight, Aurin. What are you, Charles Dickens?!? Note: cut it in half, but be specific, but also quickly tell me the story, but also define the characters. And make it snappy but also detailed. And don't forget to add a personal story at the start. But shorter. Oh...ok. 

- June 2020: indie producer, higher level producer approaches different companies about our movie pitch. They set up 14 different pitch meetings...all on zoom. All after work on EVIL. I can do this from the comforts of my own bedroom and I don't have to take time off from work. 

- practice pitch is 20 minutes. Still too long. Director will add visual and their talking points so I need to be shorter on my end...but don't lose any specificity. And add more personal stuff. Shorter, better, more specific. 

-July 2020: pitch meeting. After daily tv writers' zoom room, I jog around, do jumping jacks, slap myself a few times, and sit back down at my computer for zoom pitches. One pitch...then a 30 minute break followed by another one. Scarf down food in between. 

- late July 2020: one studio is so excited that they make an immediate offer after our zoom pitch. The offer is so good that the producers cancel the last few meetings. Yay! Greenlit. Contract! Negotiations. We're on our way baby and then...

- August 2020: everyone leaves town. 

-September 2020: everyone is just getting back into the groove. Warming back up.

- October 2020: I verbally agree to my contract. Great and it will be activated once the studio completes everybody else's contract. D'oh! 

-November 2020: contract stuff. We're at the one-yard line.

- December 2020: contract stuff...almost finished. But now it's time for the holidays. BRB....

- January 2021: whew, holiday hangover. Getting back up to speed and apparently our gov was almost overthrown. Anyway, we are so so close..we promise. We are inches away from the endzone, field goal, basketball hoop, soccer net, cricket wicket.

- February 2021: It looks like...yeah...okay...for real now... done. Thanks to the perseverance and brilliance of the indie producer and his co-partner who kept this thing going for months and a sharp director who carried this vision forward, we arrive at the actual point where work can begin. And thank you, Zoom!

Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Mr. VIP and Alpha Yoga

 A bump in the night woke my mom up at 4 AM. She called to me from the other room that there was someone on the patio. Throwing on my robe, I ran out of my bedroom to find...nothing. Darkness. Was the bump a prankster, a drunk, plumbing? I was up an hour ahead of my alarm with all the lights on in the house. I sat at the dining room table drifting into that gray nether region of sleep and thoughts and memories. A person from the past popped into my mind. I could see them clearly. It was Mr. VIP.

Four years go I was at a VIP's mansion to pitch a movie. I've written about this before but with less awareness. Perhaps it was the lack of sleep. I hadn't thought about VIP in a while. He kept us waiting for the meeting at his mansion. He wasn't even there for the meeting he wanted at his place, didn't offer us anything to drink or eat, and then had his chef come in to fix himself a vegan burger so could eat it in front of me while I pitched. Four yrs later I'm thinking about that and it's just registering: were those were alpha male power moves? Was that in a MBA book somewhere about 'taking charge and swinging your D?' At the time, I was so nervous that it didn't even think about it. He insisted on the meeting - which involved several other ppl- being at his mansion where there was no parking. I did basic google map research so I knew this and walked to the address. Then we were supposed to wait at the gate but I arrived early and right as the dogwalker was leaving so I just smiled, nodded, and strolled into the kitchen. LA ppl really do live rich and then have these huge blindspots where strangers can just walk into their mansion if they time things out right. If this was an NYC mansion, there would be security guards, a check-in kiosk, and snipers on the roof. 

I sat there and waited for other ppl to arrive. Each meeting attendee asked 'wait, how did you get in here...and where did you park?' When the VIP arrived he jokingly yelled at me 'how did you get in here?' And then he wondered if my car was blocking his driveway? Then he had his chef fix only him a vegan meal while six other ppl waited with our dusty-ass, non-mansion owning throats. I was running the pitch through my head again and again so I didn't notice...that much. I did crack a joke that I too would love a burger or something the chef could whip up. Dead-ass silence. His chef glared at me like I asked if I could sip wine from his wife's belly button. I tugged at my collar like a Catskills comedian bombing in mid-set...'rough crowd.' The mood was tense which was strange b/c he was 30 min late to meeting at his own house due to his private yoga class. Isn't the point of yoga to be loose and flowing? Doesn't it make you want to smile or glow? Open heart...open bar...open burgers? Maybe this was MBA alpha yoga where you punch your chest with your fists and establish dominance by pissing in your corner. 

Anyway, none of my jokes worked. Not even a smile while he ate his vegan burger and aligned his chakra. At the end of the pitch he was like 'okay...good.' I walked out the way I came...like a ghost. As I exited I noted the huge oil paintings and rows of awards. A day later I got the call that he liked it and was passing me up the ladder to the SVP at a studio. A few months the VIP was #metoo'ed and all his connections to the industry were severed. Suddenly it was like he never existed.  

This morning I'm thinking about that. I wonder if VIP is still going to yoga class, eating vegan burgers, and holding imaginary meetings in his mansion where there is no parking, drinks, or jokes. I wonder about all the women dazzled by his wealth and possibly damaged by his actions. I wonder if he considered that behavior alpha male energy too. I wonder if VIP has had a change of heart. Or maybe he's just plotting his revenge like so many other exiled kings in their mansions with their personal chefs. Live by the alpha...die by the alpha.

Friday, February 19, 2021

30-Day Biden

 Just a reminder that the Biden administration spent the first month in office creating a national covid testing and vaccination plan from scratch to speed up vaccination by months and save a few hundred thousand lives because the previous administration did not have one excel spreadsheet of a clue, no extra stockpile of vaccines, and lied to all the states while 4,000 ppl were dying every day. The current administration is doing this while trying to get all the cabinet appointments approved despite Republican obstruction to key posts and roll out a $1.9 trillion covid relief bill that has to go through reconciliation because the entire GOP caucus is united in trying to block any extra relief or attempts to fix the problems they voted for because they would rather bet on continuing to wreck the country for 4 yrs and then blame it on Dems than helping Americans during the worst crisis in a century. And due to reconciliation rules passing stuff with a tie breaking majority in the Senate takes longer. And they are doing this while signing back up for Paris Climate Treaty, trying to fix Iran negotiations that previous administration wrecked, undo the catastrophe of China trade damage done by Trump, and hold together a zero-seat majority in Senate.

And a reminder...not one single Republican is willing to vote for $1400 checks, rebuilding the country, a national plan to do anything because they are so cynical and filled with bad faith that after helping to kill 500,000 Americans in a year while increasing their stock portfolio, they are hoping to recapture the Senate and House majority in 2 years by just blocking any attempt to help, suppressing black votes through hundreds of state bills to disenfranchise millions of legal voters, and just straight lying to people and hoping that Americans hamster-short attention span will benefit their outright brazen attempts to depress Dem voters who far outnumber their dwindling base of rage-addicted misinformed Trump cultists who tried to overthrow the government a little over a month ago after trying to use the courts to delegitimize an election. 

And still...Biden is not blaming anyone, going on Twitter to whine about the GOP, or trying to find some ethnic or religious scapegoat for the nation’s problems. In fact he just proposed an immigration bill to naturalize 11 million undocumented ppl who live here (and aren’t going back) and sent generators to deep red Texas without nary a cry about ‘red-state bailouts’ or Republican state handouts like the GOP Senate did when hundreds of thousands of ppl were dying and they thought it would be politically genius move to use the mass graves of dead Americans to blame Dem governors and win some elections. 

Just remember that throughout all this one party is betting on lies, black voter suppression, our short attention span, and economic sabotage to win. And the other party is trying to claw through generations of right-wing bullshit to save human lives. Clumsily working? Yes. Not as progressive as I would like them to be? Good God yes as I am strongly in favor of student loan forgiveness, $15 minimum wage, free healthcare, and a Green New Deal. But we are talking about an actual functioning party working imperfectly toward real solutions to help during a chaotic time of plague, economic depression, and political terrorism in which we impeached a president twice for trying to undermine our very way of life. So please step off with 30-day Biden hasn’t fixed all the problems yet. Lack of context, perspective, and knowledge about how government works under these conditions, plays into the hands of our nation’s most cynical and dangerous saboteurs.

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Dad's Urn

 On Monday we picked up dad's urn. My mom and I drove up to Neptunes Society in Plantation, Florida. I didn't comprehend the weight of the moment until we pulled up into the parking lot. It was that awful feeling of permanence when a coffin hits the bottom of a grave and you hear that soft 'thud' and weeping ensues...even though the person has been gone for a while. Even though you've seen the body in the casket, gone through the service, heard the eulogy, sang, prayed, nothing prepares you for the moment of lowering into the grave and knowing this is their final resting place. That sound is the last sound associated with a loved one. When it comes to cremation, it's a different process...of course. 

There's no grave or procession from the church to the cemetery. In fact there was no procession at all through time and space toward a destination. Thanks to covid, we have shattered the procession of death. 

Zoom memorials allowed me to sit at my family's dining room table and orchestrate an hour-long retrospective on my Dad's life while speakers sat in their respective homes and talked. At the end of the ceremony I pressed the 'LEAVE MEETING' red button and the entire experience is ZAPPED away in an instant and compressed into a computer file. I keep the file on my desktop. The entire experienced has been flash frozen into a bytes that I can rewatch at any time. I put the ceremony up on youtube and shared it with friends and family in attendance. They too can go back through a click of a button, nod, maybe dab away a tear, and then zap it back into a file. The only procession me and my mom had was toward Neptunes Society in Plantation...to pick up the urn. 

After her doctor's appointment we drove and thought. We kept ourselves preoccupied with directions. It was the only thing we could put our minds on, even though GPS faithfully guided us. Our emotions could focus on the navigation toward Neptune. 

When we arrived the parking lot was empty. The funeral director whose name I think is Karen guided us into a conference room. She spoke at a respectful volume as she put several papers in front of us, explaining to my mom the death certificates and various forms. And then we walked toward a side table where the urn sat, along with the mini-urns for me and my sister. After a brief explanation, Karen packed up everything, put it in a purple bag, slipped a folder of papers in between the urn boxes...and that was it. 

They were respectful. I have no complaints about Karen or Neptunes. But it felt like me and my mom were waiting for something else. Another reveal, a final grave bottom 'thud' to everything. In absence of that, I became dizzy and untethered. It was only a flash of second but I felt my grief floating above me. Then I steadied myself before anyone noticed and guided my mom to the car. I put the purple bag in the back of the Honda CR-V, pushing aside envelopes my mom intended on dropping off at USPS. I told her we're not going to the post office. Of course not. It was a ridiculous thing to even consider this day as a series of quick errands...doctor's visit, pick up dad's ashes...dash off to the post office to return some packages...stop by hardware store and check out tile grout, etcetera. There was nothing left to do but go back home. There was no time to cry. I needed to drive. So I got back on the road. Steadying myself by gripping the steering wheel like a life raft, I drove us back home.  placed the urn in the dining room, on a side table near the mirror. I didn't know how to put this day in perspective and then I remembered the past weekend...

My partner is down here staying at our usual hotel on South Beach which is right near this beautiful marina and park. There's also a bridge there which leads to a bunch of little islands that lead back to the mainland of Miami. In the past I've told Yilong to walk over the bridge several times but he's resisted b/c he was just so happy staying in this picturesque spot on South Beach. So on Saturday I walked over the bridge to a few of the islands and thought about my Dad. I came back and told Yilong about it. The following day he walked across the bridge for the first time and he texted me back 'OMG, the other parts of the beach are so beautiful. And when he looked back on the marina park and hotel...he said everything seemed so small now with this new perspective. Something that he thought was 'a universe' was now just this tiny speck of land. I told him that was a great analogy of what my mind does to space and time: in the moment everything seems like the universe...but then you walk across a bridge and look back and the thing seems so different and differently proportioned.

Sitting with this urn in her home, my mom started talking in a stream of consciousness mumbled through tears and clutched hands. She was lamenting on all the 'mistakes' and started running through a list of things that could have been done differently. And I told her we have to keep walking. Even if we don't believe what's to come he has to keep walking across that bridge by waking up every day and honoring him. And then one day we'll look back at this patch of time/space with a new perspective and proportion. 

My Dad has left this vehicle and walked across a bridge. And I have to keep reminding myself that he both was this vehicle and also he wasn't...this thing This urn and these ashes are a representation of the thing that carried him a long way. And now he's stepped out of it and continues walking across the bridge. We will join him in this journey and have a new perspective once we cross our bridges and look back. 





Sunday, February 14, 2021

Malcolm & Marie: Deconstructing Constructively

 - cut out about 20 minutes. This is a 80-85 min story

- switch out actors and get some theatre artists in there.

- as a matter of fact, if we're being artsy you can have 3 or 4 sets of actors playing Malcolm & Marie...taking over different sections, showing emotional shifts in their relationship with different actor pairs who are quarantined together. You could do some cool stuff with the transitions through mirrors or reflections with a new Marie stepping in for different parts. 

- and my GAWD can one of the couple pairings be queer men or queer women? Save us from these miserable hetero leftovers from Edward Albee dramas. Don't we deserve something more dynamic if we're talking about couples than the same old pairing of abusive man and passive aggressive wife who gains the upper hand over the course of an evening? Don't we deserve more layers to this basic-bitch chocolate cake than the simp-ass, Betty Crocker brand of domestic drama? And speaking of food....

- no mac n' cheese please.

-try spaghetti. Dry. Sea salt, chili pepper, oil olive, and mint. Easy, clean, flavorful and it won't invite the ridicule of black Twitter. 

- make actors watch John Cassavetes.

- more in this part: when Marie starts talking about Malcolm pretending to have grit but coming from a middle class family. I wanted more of this debate about the authenticity requirement in black art. I was reading writing samples for a black tv drama and so many were gritty inner city crack addict scripts and I wasn't buying ANY OF IT. A lot of these writers were blk middle class and upper-middle class who graduated from Yale or Juilliard or an Ivy League School and their scripts felt like they looked up words on Urban Dictionary. And I don't think my white counterparts could tell the difference. AT THE SAME TIME...if middle class white artists can write about gangsters and the mafia, why are blk artist required to 'fake authenticity?' Isn't that a double standard? Now that is a convo I could dig into with 2 black artists. And I think that is at the core of Malcolm and Marie class/style argument of authenticity vs. artistic license.

- make Malcolm less of an asshole (mostly through casting but some rewrites would be in order)

- I don't know what the B&W is buying you. It felt more aesthetically exhausting than earned. Meanwhile "40 Year Old Version" b&w felt natural, smart, and appropriate. 

- more music. There might even need to be a soundtrack running throughout and underneath the arguments.

- more exploration w/ improvised moments.

- adding the element of an unseen 3rd character. This character doesn't have to appear. They can be the assistant dropping off leftover wine or someone who went and ran an errand. But this story felt like it could have used a boost of time restriction, deadlines, something someone is looking forward to or has to do in the morning. 

- something tangible that Malcolm wants from Marie at the beginning...whether it's a reporter contact she has or his lucky watch or some object. He should need something from her...not just emotional support. I think that would balance out the drama.

But overall I was glad I watched it. More and more, I don't label stuff as 'good or bad' but rather 'if I was into this genre...what would I like about this particular story? If I liked this genre, what isn't working and what would I want to switch about this particular story? What questions does it leave me with?' I find it more constructive and interesting to engage with a piece on that level that a numbing 'good/bad' judgment which shuts down artistic critique and exploration.

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Stanley and Yvonne's 1970 Marriage: a $20 investment

 Mom and Dad’s wedding reception in July 1970.

 Laidback ceremony. 

Dad asked for all of mom’s money. He took out a brown paper bag and put her money in it with his and said ‘what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is your’s.’ Miami Black activist Theodore Gibson was the wedding pastor. Gibson did an hour of marriage counseling (‘you sure about this...ok cool), served them some tea in the chapel, and it was done. Gibson and his wife Thelma were prominent desegregation and equality activists in Coconut Grove. 

Google them if you're interesting in some fascinating Black history leaders...and wedding ministers. There are schools named after Theodore and Thelma. My parents' connection to the Gibson's is probably why the FBI was snooping around during some incidents later on in life. People forget that Miami was/is the deep south with flamingos. 

Anyway, Theodore was an episcopal canon at his church. Dad paid him $20 for the service. My parents didn't want to spend a lot of money on the service in case things didn't work out. They were together for 50 years. A good return on the investment of $20 and a brown paper bag of pocket change. 






Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Trump's Second Impeachment: Day 1

 Remember when Trump got covid after killing hundreds of thousands of ppl through his intentional lies and superspreader events and some of you thought a fitting justice would be either 1) for him to die or 2) for him experience some sort of Forrest Gump-like awakening of empathy after having a brush with death...but you failed to realize a) he would be receiving the absolute best medical treatment in the world and be monitored every second by doctors who don’t want to be known as the quacks that killed a sitting president and b) psychopathic narcissist don’t have those beautiful Evangelical awakenings you read about and if Trump was struck blind on the road to Damascus like Apostle Paul, he would hear the voice of God, be healed after 3 days, and immediately try to convert the experience into selling some magic healing elixir to scam ppl out of money because grifters gonna grift. And remember how he got out the hospital and immediately hosted a covid drive-by for his fans which infected secret service agents sworn to protect his life, flew back to White House, ran up to the Evita balcony landing and ripped his mask off dramatically while still wheezing from the disease he lied about that almost killed him, and then started talking about ‘covid isn’t that bad! Let’s open up more! Be strong...like me’ and his followers proceeded to love him even more and die at an even faster rate because they believed Trump more than science or medicine. And remember how 2 GOP congressmen went around spouting the same Trump lines and literally died from covid while wheezing about the importance of the stock market and protecting shareholders? 

And remember how that was just a plain Jane vanilla week in Trump’s America because every other day was a goat demon hellscape of lies and death and cruelty supported by 99% of Republicans? Well...

Today is the first day of Trump’s second impeachment for trying to overthrow the oldest constitutional democracy in the world by sending a mob of his supporters to kill Congress and his own Vice President. Most Republicans will vote to acquit because they really have convinced themselves that it’s time to move on amidst 460,000 deaths from Trump’s lies and that he’s learned his lesson. Happy Gemini Impeachment Day!

PS: Former VP Mike Pence is still in hiding and scared he's going to be killed by Trump's own supporters. Pence is too cowardly to speak out against his boss for trying to murder him and  -at the same time- he can't go back to scamming Trump fans for money BECAUSE THEY WANT TO KILL HIM. He is the true embodiment of the loyal Trump Republican. He sacrificed every shred of moral dignity to a psychopath and now his life is ruined, he's on the run from MAGA fans, and he's still trying to figure out how he can crawl back toward some Evangelical grift.

Saturday, February 6, 2021

Pennywise Memories of Dad

 Dad was notoriously um...thrifty. He liked to save pennies. It was a running joke in the house. If you got a shirt then you better make it last until the fabric disintegrated into dust. One time he called me when I was in college and said, “I just want to tell you that someone burglarized the house when we were at work. We’re fine and there’s no damage.” I paused. Umm...ok. And then I started giggling. He wanted to know why I was laughing? “Those guys must be the saddest thieves in Miami. I mean...we don’t have ANYTHING!” He protested ‘no no that’s not true. What are you talking about’ Well...what did they steal?!?! Dad paused and we both laughed. “Did they steal your 30-year-old shirts, did they jack your record player from the 1960s? Did they steal the wine turned to vinegar?” As I continued to list the ridiculously old and out of date appliances he said ‘wait, they stole some old cameras?” I asked if any of the cameras worked? He continued laughing. As it turns out they did take something...we had a sheet of uncut one dollar bills from the US Treasury when we visited DC...total value of sheet? $16.

Our parents’ thriftiness allowed them to give large donations to charities when we were kids. Years later I found myself looking in my Brooklyn closet at $20 black overcoat I purchased in 1997 and a pair of UCLA flip flops that were 10 yrs old and I thought, “damn. He got me.” Anyway these are our Father’s Day cards from 1989. (still have the black overcoat from 1997.)

Thoughts Before Dad's Memorial


Getting ready for Dad's online memorial this afternoon. Ppl are sending me messages apologizing b/c they're getting over their second bout of covid. 

-Just to be clear, after 2020 you never have to apologize to me about missing or being late for anything. ANYTHING. Take care of yourself. 

-death certificates are backlogged by months b/c of the covid plague.

- an entire generation will know death as something that happens via zoom or facetime in sudden anguishing bursts. 

- we are fortunate. Dad passed away in his own bed after a long period of time, surrounded by family, listening to Bob Marley and Ray Charles tracks from my iPad. It was not covid or the flu. There were no tubes or heart monitors. After a long time, he was just...released. 

- the moment afterward, the lights went out in my bedroom. All of them. At the same time. 

- we honor Dad against the backdrop of mass death that is on the scale of world war 2. So we mourn while realizing we are fortunate. We mourn while sending out compassion to others, and reflect on his life. Grateful. Thank you.

Thursday, February 4, 2021

The American Steal of #stopthesteal

American democracy is rife with fraud and theft against a certain segment. In fact the steal is so obvious that it's written into the Constitution and enacted as laws without questioning how this makes us more free or democratic. 

We still have an electoral college in the House to benefit slave states, a made-up filibuster rule in the Senate to benefit Jim Crow politicians trying to stop civil rights, and court-approved gerrymandering to limit Black representation in all state and federal positions. DC has taxation with no real representation in the Congress or the Senate b/c it's too black and would actually represent its constituents while Wyoming has a smaller 99% white population and gets 2 Senators...this is along with North Dakota, South Dakota, and about 5 other tiny states that each get 2 Senators for a population under 1 million ppl).  

None of these rules makes us more democratic or fair. Quite the opposite, these rules were surgically employed to ensure that whiteness trumps fairness and equality.

After the system has been tilted, rigged, partially paralyzed, and warped for all black voters who have to run through a legal quadrathlon in Southerns states, Republicans are still trying to find ways to make voting as difficult, limited, and arduous for black people while chanting 'stop the steal.' The steal has been in place for over 200 years. The steal is so great that Stacey Abrams was nominated for a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE b/c it takes a Herculean effort, massive organization, and around-the-clock fundraising to make sure black ppl are somewhat, kind of democratically represented...in one single state. 

Stop the steal indeed. I wonder what the South would look like if voting was fair? I wonder what the Senate would look like if it was an actual majority rule like, you know, a democracy.

Golden Globes: Negations and Nominations

 If your favs were nominated for a Golden Globe, then that's great. CELEBRATE. If you they weren't nominated for a Golden Globe, then that's great! CELEBRATE your work. There is no downside. Awards are great. But being able to do the work during these uncertain times is even greater. Beyonce's "Lemonade" album lost to Adele. I like Adele. I like Beyonce. The value of "Lemonade" is neither diminished or increased by a Grammy. Nor do I feel the need to beat up on Adele's great album. It's an award. 

"A Raisin in the Sun" lost the Pulitzer to a play titled "JB." No disrespect, but I have never seen a production of JB. No one discounts "Raisin" b/c it failed to capture the imagination of an awards committee in 1959. 

Celebrate the nominees. But blk ppl, poc, women know the game. There is nothing to be said about white gatekeeper awards: if you get them then that's great and if you don't...oh well. It's not a mortgage to keep your kids off the street or a loan to save the community center. It's an award. Enjoy and let the rest of that 'ish' roll off you. 

I have a shelf of awards from my school daze. To be honest, I barely remember the 'competition' for stuff. Nor do I remember much about all the awards I lost.

 It's not Zen. It is just time. Time is a great organizer of perspective and priorities. You won't remember this stuff years from now. So just enjoy what you can while you can.

Now I'm going to watch "40 Yr Old Version" and "I May Destroy You." again.

Monday, February 1, 2021

Get What You Want: February 2021

 

1.  THE MIRANDA FAMILY FOUNDATION VOCES LATINX NATIONAL PLAYWRITING COMPETITION

DEADLINE: February 1st

WEBSITE: www.repertorio.nyc/opportunities


The Miranda Family Foundation Voces Latinx National Playwriting Competition is to discover, develop, promote and amplify Latinx plays and playwrights. Repertorio Español is now in its 53rd season and 2nd decade of championing new works through playwriting initiatives. To that end, this competition and our theatre will prepare the way for an American Theatre that is reflective and representative of the Pan Latinx Community. An endeavor that becomes increasingly more important.


QUALIFICATIONS

  • Latinx culture, history, ideals and characters must be central to the play submitted. The community must be accurately depicted and the focus of the work.

  • No screenplays, one act plays, adaptations or translations will be accepted.

  • New and un-produced plays preferred. Plays that have had readings or a workshop production are acceptable.

  • All plays must be original and full-length (minimum running time: 75 minutes) and can be written in Spanish and/or English.

  • The competition is inclusive of all playwrights who are at least 18 years of age and residents of the United States or Puerto Rico. 



2  TABLEWORK PRESS

DEADLINE: February 1st

WEBSITE: https://www.tableworkpress.org/submissions


Table Work Press publishes and advocates for promising plays. Now in our second season, we look forward to continuing our mission of championing playwrights whose work is important, pressing, and worth writing home about. Our 2020-21 open submission period for full-length plays will be held from December, 2020 until February, 2021. Selected plays will be published, and playwrights will receive a $500 stipend, a cut of profits, and their play will be shared with TWP’s network of partner organizations. Playwrights who are not selected to be published this season may be invited to partner for other opportunities.


Full-length, unpublished script


A 10-page sample from your play (Note: this sample can be from anywhere within the play, but please be sure to provide any context necessary for reading your sample within the document.) 


A one-to-two page artist statement. Artist statements give us an opportunity to learn more about you, your process, and your work, and may address the following questions:


Who are you, and how have you gotten to where you are? Why are you choosing to submit this play, and where is it in its development? What are your goals for your play and how can TWP help you achieve those goals? What are your core values as a playwright?


Additionally, you’ll be asked to provide us with a short one-to-two sentence synopsis of your play. All 10-page samples will be read by a minimum of two readers, and all applicants will be notified of their status in the Spring of 2021.   We are unable to consider musicals at this time and ask that each writer submit only one play for consideration. Please note that due to the volume of submissions, we will only consider the first play submitted by each writer in the event of multiple submissions. Please feel free to reach out to us with any updated materials, questions, or concerns at admin@tableworkpress.org.




3. NOOSPHERE ARTIST RESIDENCY

DEADLINE: February 4th

WEBSITE: http://www.noosphere-arts.nyc/residency-award


Dedicated to bringing art from elsewhere to New York, NOoSPHERE Arts’ all-volunteer team of artists & curators keeps seeking new ways to accomplish our goal: to offer the U.S. audience access to current art from other countries and to bring creative people together for artistic cross-pollination and transnational collaborations.


NOoSPHERE Arts’ current presentation platforms include Mothership NYC, a live-work space with a huge outdoor stage in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Also founded and run by NOoSPHERE Arts’ director, this community of international creatives has a complementary mission: “to support and promote artists across multiple disciplines through residencies, public shows and collaborative opportunities; build sustainable transnational artist networks; and help retain creative forces in New York City.”


In collaboration with the Mothership Crew, we are pleased to offer the annual grant program NOoSPHERE Arts Residency Award: Once a year, we provide a month-long residency free of charge to one talented artist or curator of any nationality. Selected by a committee of peers, the award winner will spend their time on board Mothership NYC developing a creative project for presentation to the NYC audience under the aegis of NOoSPHERE Arts.


Disciplines: The residency program is open to all media, but the private workspace is most suitable for the following disciplines: visual art, painting, drawing, writing, film, theater, dance, performing arts, filmmaking, animation, new media, and curatorial.


Accommodation:The resident stays in private living quarters in the Mothership NYC live-work community housing 5-6 artists total. The private workspace comes with a desk, easel, bare walls to work on and WiFi. Kitchen, lounge, and bathrooms are shared.

Financial Support: The award winner receives one month’s free accommodation in private live-work space. We will also cover the reception costs and assistance with logistics for awardee’s final show. Travel costs, art supplies and living expenses are winner’s own responsibility.


Artist Contribution: We expect the awardee to give a slide talk about their work at Mothership’s monthly artists’ salon and to present their residency project at a public event towards the end of their month-long stay.



4. APPALACHIAN STATE UNIVERSITY

DEADLINE: February 5th

WEBSITE:  https://theatreanddance.appstate.edu/



Appalachian State University’s Department of Theatre and Dance is looking for ten-minute plays in a zoom setting to be performed by the directing class of Spring 2021. We are looking to find new playwrights who are interested in having their works produced in an academic setting for a 3000-level undergraduate class. There is no application fee. 

 

These plays will be performed and recorded via zoom and available on a password protected website to showcase the actor's and directors hard work in the academic setting. No royalties will be paid for this production, but playwrights are encouraged to register for the event if their script is chosen in order to see their produced work. 


10-minute plays 


Drama, comedy, tragedy, other 


Cast size: 2-3 


At least 50% female, non-binary, non-gender specific


Scripts written specifically for zoom (plays that have been adapted to this setting will be accepted.)


Plays selected will be produced by the undergraduate directing class via Zoomfor academic purposes. 


Plays will be recorded and available on a website for department students, faculty, staff, and friends and family of the directors and actors during the first week of May 2021.  Playwrights' information will be displayed on the website. No royalties will be paid for the plays selected.


Send plays to appstate10minuteplays@gmail.com. Submit in .pdf format.  Please include a title page with play title, casting breakdown, playwright's name, contact information




5. THE CRYSTAL RUTH BELL RESIDENCY - MEDIATED

DEADLINE: February 9th

WEBSITE: https://www.chinaresidencies.com/news/317


While the world is reeling from coronavirus consequences, it's all too clear that not everyone has been equally affected. Our greatest work right now is continuing to dismantle white supremacy, combating the calcification of xenophobia, racism, and all kinds of bigotry, and shifting more of our resources, time, and energy into generating restorative systems. Even and especially within the creative world, it is our duty to vision, in these socially distant recovery times, how we will come together again and thrive in collaboration when we’re ready to gather safety again.


For the seventh edition of the Crystal Ruth Bell Residency, we are inviting people who work with all kinds of media to apply for a fully-funded, 6 month remote residency in 2021. We welcome your proposals of media arts and mediated projects.


We are calling for individuals and collectives working in all types of creative practices, of all passports, ages, gender-identities, backgrounds, abilities, and interests to send us proposals. Individuals and duos from all nationalities are encouraged to apply, including China, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Macao. This is a wide open call, with no restrictions based on age, medium, educational background, or any other criteria. 



We want to support as many projects as possible, and we know that media projects are labor intensive and expensive. While we are still raising funds that will determine how many people we can support, each selected project(s) will receive a total USD $10,000. The residency dates will be flexible and take place between March 2021 and December 2021, with many opportunities for project feedback and visits with illustrious guests, in-depth workshops on budgeting & fundraising, mentorship and introductions, and help visioning paths completion and new ways to share your project with the world.




  • We are looking to support your projects of all kinds:
    ➕ Especially if this project relates to mainland China, Hong Kong, and the greater Chinese & Asian diasporas worldwide 

  • ➕ Especially if this is your first or second project.
    ➕ Especially if you started before the Covid-19 pandemic and experienced serious disruption this year
    ➕ Especially if this project started during the pandemic and needs to continue in 2021, but you're not sure how
    ➕ Especially if you are in an area deeply affected by the coronavirus
    ➕ Especially if your community is bearing the quintuple brunt of the pandemic because of long standing oppression
    ➕ Especially if you’ve been protesting and advocating for and supporting the movements for all Black lives
    ➕ Especially if you've been furloughed, fired, or lost your sources of livelihood, especially if you're still waiting on benefits that may or may not arrive, or if where you live has no support for you and your work
    ➕Especially if you've lost folks you love, especially if you're caring for folks, especially if you need care.





6. THE PLAYWRIGHTS REALM

DEADLINE: Feb. 7th

WEBSITE: https://playwrightsrealm.org/submit



The Playwrights Realm Writing Fellowship Program awards four early-career playwrights with nine months of resources, workshops and feedback designed to help them reach their professional and artistic goals. Over the course of the season, Fellows develop a single new play. Monthly group meetings provide a collaborative, energizing space for writers to share and refine their work. One-on-one meetings with The Realm’s artistic staff support each writer’s specific artistic process. Fellows work with a director, design consultants, and actors over the course of two readings to see their work come to life. Professional development resources are also an integral part of the program and are tailored to the individual group of Writing Fellows. Mentor opportunities, meet-and-greets, and professional seminars are designed to shed light on the business of theatre, and empower the Fellows to be active, informed participants in their own careers. The culminating event of the program is our INK’D Festival, which features a public reading of each Fellow’s play.


Writing Fellows Receive $3,000 Award, Internal reading, Public reading, Professional development activities, Access to Realm office resources, An occasional hug


What We’re Looking For: above all, we look for dedicated early-career writers who crave a long-term, rigorous development process. We value intellectual curiosity, imagination and bravery. We love plays with evocative language, plays that contemplate big, unanswerable questions, that embrace the complexity of life, and demonstrate an understanding of the possibilities of dramatic storytelling. And of course, plays that are inherently theatrical—that could never be anything other than a play! As a playwright-centric company hoping to help create the next generation of successful playwrights, we believe it is our responsibility to ensure that the playwrights and the stories we support fully reflect the diversity of the society we live in. As such, we encourage writers and stories with unique cultural perspectives, experiences and backgrounds.



7. THE GENEVA THEATRE GUILD

DEADLINE: Feb. 14th

WEBSITE: genevatheatreguild.org


The Geneva Theatre Guild is now accepting submissions of original one-act play scripts with a running time of 30 minutes or less for the annual Playwrights Play Readings event.  This year the Play Readings will again be held live online for a series of Thursday evenings beginning April 22nd. All selected playwrights will be invited to participate in a talk-back session after each performance with the cast and director of each play, giving writers of all ages the chance to not only experience the actors' interpretations of their work but to receive audience feedback in real time. 


 All submissions will be given a blind review by a play selection committee who will choose the works to be presented this season.  All playwrights will be notified of the selections by March 17th. This year there is a separate category for college age submissions.  One play will be selected from this category.

The guidelines for all submissions are as follows:

  1. Plays should be submitted electronically in PDF format to Geneva Theatre Guild seasonplanninggtg@gmail.com.  If you are unable to submit electronically, mail four copies of your script, unbound in a folder.  If you want your scripts returned, please include a self-addressed envelope with sufficient postage.  Plays can be mailed to the Geneva Theatre Guild, P.O. Box 424, Geneva, NY 14456  

  2. Limit - one play, which cannot have been published and has not previously been submitted to the Geneva Theatre Guild’s Playwrights Play Readings.

  3. The number of submissions accepted will be cut off after the first 150 have been received.  

  4. Title page should include the title of the play playwrights name, address, phone number, email address and approximate running time of the play.

  5. Include a brief synopsis of the plot, setting, and a list of characters before the first page of dialogue.

  6. All pages must be numbered starting with the first page of dialogue on page one.



8. 2021 JEROME EMERGING ARTIST RESIDENCY

DEADLINE: February 15th

WEBSITE: theandersoncenter.submittable.com/submit/174353/2021-jerome-emerging-artist-residency-for-mn-nyc-artists


Application via Submittable


The Anderson Center’s Jerome Emerging Artist Residency Program offers month-long residency-fellowships at Tower View to a cohort of early-career artists from Minnesota or one of the five boroughs of New York City for concentrated, uninterrupted creative time to advance their personal artistic goals and projects.


The program aims to meet the specific needs of emerging artists while welcoming them into a supportive and inspiring residency environment that empowers them to take risks, embrace challenges, and utilize unconventional approaches to problem-solving. 


Thanks to support from the Jerome Foundation, selected emerging artists receive $625/week in honoraria, documentation support, art-making resources, facilitation of community connections, lodging & studio space, a travel stipend, groceries, and chef-prepared communal dinners.


Located at the historic Tower View estate, a venerable research-and-development lab for the arts rooted in an expansive natural setting, the program is an ideal fit for early-career artists whose work reveals a significant potential for cultural and community impact, is technically accomplished, engages diverse communities. 


The Anderson Center’s goal is for connections participating artists make with one another, as well as connections made with other creatives and community members, to outlast the duration of their residency visit. The organization believes that the environment and resources of Tower View, along with an exchange of ideas across disciplines, can serve as a catalyst for new inspiration and innovative directions for the work emerging artists create while in residence. 


Jury review will take place in late February and early March. Applicants will be notified by March 4 at the latest as to the status of their application. A phone interview process with finalists will take place in late March following a second round of jury review. Selected artist residents, wait-list and runners-up will be notified by April 5, 2021.


Artists must be legal residents of Minnesota or one of the five boroughs of New York City to be eligible to apply. To be considered, eligible artists must submit an application through the Anderson Center’s online form via Submittable. Please contact Adam Wiltgen at 651-388-2009 x4 or adam@andersoncenter.org for any questions.



9. GOOD HART ARTIST IN RESIDENCY PROGRAM

DEADLINE: February 17th

WEBSITE: https://goodhartartistresidency.org/program-details/



Residency includes:

  • A one- week, or two-week ,or three-week residency stay depending on the program selected.  Most residency time slots are two weeks long.

  • Use of the 1,150 sqft residence and a 24×14 detached studio(for visual artists).  Housekeeping services are not provided.

  • Food is provided.  The residence has a fully stocked and well equipped kitchen for the resident to prepare meals.  We provide homemade baked goods and jams,  locally sourced ingredients, and seasonal vegetables from the host’s garden when available.

  • $500.00 stipend

  • Must be over 21

  • Need to have completed an undergraduate degree in a related field and pursuing art, writing, or composing as a professional career or if self-taught have pursued art, writing, or composing as a professional career

  • Collaborating artists may apply and be accepted as collaborating artists who share studio space and housing.  Each must submit an application.

  • Artist’s and writer’s and composer’s applications will be considered based on their work submitted, their interest in the program, and the proposed collaboration with a partnering organization. 

Your application must include:

  • Preference for dates of residency

  • Resume including related experience and website information

  • Statement of intent including a one or two paragraph project description outlining your purpose for the residency

  • Two references including contact information

  • Application fee of $25 dollars U.S. Please contact us if you are experiencing financial hardship due to the pandemic to request an application fee waiver.

  • Provide a brief summary of a proposed community event or workshop you would offer during your residency.  Please review the partner’s page carefully regarding the type of collaboration the partner is looking for with an artist, writer, or composer. Connecting with the local community is an important part of our program. Once a candidate is selected they will work with the Good Hart Artist Residency and a nonprofit partner to better define a community event that works for all parties.

Writers must be currently working on a project.  Writers shall submit three to five pages of a work in progress and an excerpt of no more than ten pages of a completed work.  Samples of previously published work must include a link to the published work or information for accessing the published work.  Projects may be in poetry, short stories, novels, essays, plays, screenplays, and/or creative nonfiction.  Writing submissions must be in English, and easily accessible without fee by the jurors. Residents are housed at 910 N. Lamkin Rd in Good Hart, Michigan.  The house is a one-bedroom contemporary space with beach access to Lake Michigan a short walk away. If you have questions about the Good Hart Artist in Residency Program please email susan@goodhartartistresidency.org 

10. BABES WITH BLADES/SWORD & PEN

DEADLINE: Feb. 18th

WEBSITE: babeswithblades.org/jsp-how-to-submit/


Babes With Blades Theatre Company’s Joining Sword & Pen (JS&P) competition is live and underway! Since 2005, JS&P has challenged playwrights to write a full-length play based on the story they see in our contest image. The winner receives a full production and the Margaret Woolley Martin Award, which carries a cash prize of $1000. We’re seeking submissions from playwrights of underrepresented genders. This includes cis women, trans women, trans men, non-binary people, and those who are otherwise marginalized based on gender.


What We’re Looking For:


1. The moment depicted in the inspirational image at the bottom of this page must be physically dramatized/incorporated into the play. We want to (literally) perform that moment on stage. Include the page number of your script where the contest’s image is depicted in your submission email.


2. Scripts must be inclusive of the BIPOC community. Whether the script lends itself to characters being played by actors of any race/ethnicity or whether it includes stories that are race-specific, BIPOC characters must not be limited to secondary or background characters.


3. All JS&P submissions must be new, full length, original works, inspired by the artwork that is the focus of the contest. Previously written, workshopped, published or performed submissions will not be considered and we will not contact you. Please do not insert the contest image into an existing script.


4. Please email your JS&P submission in a PDF file to swordandpen@babeswithblades.org. The filename must start with the title of the play (ex. “Patchwork Drifter.pdf”). If the title of the play begins with “the,” “a,” or “an,” please place that article at the end of the title (ex. “Last Daughter of Oedipus, The.pdf”).



11. THE SUSAN HAAS FELLOWSHIP

DEADLINE: February 21st

WEBSITE: https://www.haasfellowship.org


Emmy- and WGA-award winning writer Cord Jefferson is excited to partner with the WGA Foundation to launch the 2021 Susan M. Haas Fellowship, which will provide two journalists interested in TV-writing with financial and creative support as they develop original pilots. Jefferson’s experience as a journalist turned screenwriter gives him a unique lens into the entertainment industry. After regularly offering advice and behind-the-scenes counsel to journalists interested in pursuing careers in film and television, Jefferson decided to offer support in a more formal way with the Haas Fellowship.

Two writers with backgrounds in journalism will receive $25,000 each to assist with living expenses for a six-month period, during which recipients will develop their original teleplays. Each writer will also be paired with a mentor who will provide notes and guidance throughout the drafting process. At the end of the six months, fellows will have the opportunity to meet with at least two industry professionals (agents, managers, and/or executives) to aid in the process of representation, staffing, and/or further project development.


This fellowship is open to journalists without a full-time job or steady source of income. This includes part-time, freelance, unemployed, or laid-off journalists. Applicants must not have earned credit(s) or financial compensation for any prior television or film work to be considered. Writers of all race, color, gender, religion, national origin, age, disability and sexual orientation are encouraged to apply. Special attention will be given to applicants from communities which have been traditionally underrepresented in television writers’ rooms. You must be 21 or older and authorized to work in the United States to participate.

Additionally, applicants must be:


  • Committed to completing one (1) TV pilot during the program.

  • Able to participate in all program meetings and fulfill all program requirements.

  • Open to constructive criticism and respectful of all other participants and mentors.

12. THE CREATIVE CAPITAL AWARD

DEADLINE: March 1st

WEBSITE: https://creative-capital.org/about-the-creative-capital-award-open/


Creative Capital supports forward-thinking and adventurous artists across the country by providing up to $50,000 in project funding, counsel, and career development services. Our pioneering venture philanthropy approach helps artists working in all creative disciplines realize their visions and build sustainable practices. Creative Capital takes chances on artists by supporting your bold, challenging, and genre-stretching ideas. Over the past 20 years, we have developed a four-part approach that includes support for you, your project, your community, and your audience. Through funding, professional development, individual meetings with close colleagues, and consistent engagement with our staff, we provide you with the resources you will need at strategic moments in your process. These include: consultations with legal, financial, marketing, public relations, and web consultants; an orientation meeting, Artist Retreats and Regional Gatherings; ten meetings with a strategic planning coach; and much more.


 Our application questions are designed to help you better articulate your project, your goals, and how you would like to position yourself in the field. Many people have told us that the application itself taught them a lot about their project and their life goals. Additionally, our application evaluation process ensures that your work will receive additional exposure. In the first round, two colleagues from your field will read about your project. If you make it to the second round, two more people will read about it. If you make it to the panel review stage, five to seven more people will know about your work. That means that, just by applying, up to ten professional curators, programmers or editors in your field will have been informed about your project. 


The Creative Capital Award application is a highly competitive process, but the questions are designed to help artists articulate and think through the ideas and goals behind a project, in order to make the time the artist spends on the application worthwhile. The application questions are designed to provoke meaningful reflection about a project, why it needs to be made, and for whom. Although Creative Capital has funded artists who are working in a discipline that is new to them, we want to make sure that the applicant has the appropriate professional capabilities to execute the project—especially if the impact is ambitious! The Creative Capital Award is not ideal for artists just beginning their creative practices—that’s why we require artists have five years of experience. It’s important that the applicant demonstrates a deep understanding of the professional landscape of their field. They should also have a certain amount of momentum in their career that we can help them build upon. Beyond looking at the ideas of the artist’s project, we ask evaluators to determine if the applicant is ready to examine their creative and professional approach. Because we offer more than just financial support, we want to know if the applicant could benefit from additional resources of capital and skills building to complete their project. 


The resources that Creative Capital offers our Awardees work best over a long period of time. So, if the artist applied with a project that will premiere a year or less after the award announcement, it is not a strong match. Entering the life of a project at a key moment is important to us, and we have found that projects premiering within the first year are less able to take advantage of our resources. Finally, we are looking for artists who demonstrate a strong sense of mutual generosity and engagement in a community. Artists who receive Creative Capital Awards stay in our community of supporters long after they’ve premiered their projects, and we expect them to pay forward what they gain from us to future artists. We value artists who are generous toward their peers and professional colleagues.



13. NEW VISIONS FELLOWSHIP (NATIONAL QUEER THEATER)

Deadline: March 5th

WEBSITE: https://www.nationalqueertheater.org/new-visions-fellowship


This Spring, National Queer Theater and the Dramatists Guild are launching the New Visions Fellowship, an innovative new program for Black trans and gender nonconforming playwrights. The New Visions Fellowship will select two playwrights for a rigorous year-long professional development initiative aimed at celebrating the brilliance of and uplifting Black TGNC writers in the face of the systemic exclusion that Black TGNC writers have endured within American theater.  


We believe the New Visions Fellowship is essential because of its opportunity to create space for the Black and queer imagination, a perspective long and consistently forced to take a backseat to “safer” LGBT stories in American culture, and even American queer culture. 


The curiculum of traditional artistic conservatory programs is heavily influenced by a white, cisgender male patriarchal perspective, particularly centering on male-identifying writers from both the classical and modern eras. Our program seeks to help remedy the exclusionary bias that riddles traditional channels of training and mentorship. 


ABOUT THIS PROGRAM

The fellows will be paired with a primary mentor and supplemental mentor figures who will guide writers through the development of a play, musical, or performance experience of their design and choosing. Roger Q. Mason, pictured above, will serve as one of the primary mentors. In addition, writers will have the opportunity to participate in professional development sessions covering a wide range of artistic topics. The fellows will also receive access to Dramatists Guild contracts, business advice and career services in an effort to for the purpose of aiding fellows in protecting both the artistic and economic integrity of their work. These workshops will help writers broker relationships with Off-Broadway or regional theaters. A theater will host a professionally cast and directed reading of their play at the end of the program. Selected fellows will receive $5,000 and a three-year complimentary Guild membership.


APPLY TO THIS PROGRAM

Applications are due on March 5th at 6pm EST. Please click the link below to apply. This program is specifically for Black playwrights who identify as trans or gender nonconforming.



14. CINCINNATI LAB THEATRE’S 2021 NEW WORKS FESTIVAL PLAY 

DEADLINE: March 31st

WEBSITE: https://cincylabtheatre.wixsite.com/cincylab/submissions


Submissions are now open! Cincinnati LAB Theatre is planning its eighth producing season and is now accepting submissions to fill staged reading slots for its New Works Festival in the summer of 2021. It is our hope that we will be able to produce theatre in-person in July of 2021, but if we are still unable to do so due to COVID-19 we will hold our New Works Festival completely remote again to protect the health and safety of our artists as well as our patrons. To be considered for a staged reading a playwright must submit an original, unpublished, fully realized script of at least 30 minutes in length.  Only plays with no more than 6 characters will be accepted.  Playwrights must be available to be present for at least 50% of the workshop/rehearsal process and during at least one performance. 


Submissions will be accepted by emailing a script to cincinnatilabtheatre@gmail.com. 


Please attach the script to the email as a portable document file (.pdf) or as a Microsoft Word file (.doc). In the body of the email, please include the playwright’s full contact information and a short synopsis of the play being submitted. Furthermore, if the play has been previously workshopped and/or had a staged reading, please provide all the pertinent details of the workshop and/or reading. 


Please feel free to contact one of the artistic directors directly by emailing us at cincinnatilabtheatre@gmail.comif you have any questions for concerns. 




15. AUDIBLE EMERGING PLAYWRIGHTS

DEADLINE: Year round

WEBSITEhttps://www.audible.com/ep/audible-theater


In 2017, Audible launched a theater initiative, intended to radically increase access to exceptional plays and performances. A core pillar of the initiative is the Emerging Playwrights Fund, a program that invests in and nurtures self-identifying emerging playwrights, some of our most inventive, delightful, and provocative storytellers. Through the Fund, Audible aims to connect extraordinary performers with remarkable original work, amplifying new voices and harnessing the power and potential of audio to reach millions of listeners. The Fund specifically supports the creation of original dramatic work, written with audio in mind, but theatrical in spirit. If you are looking to submit an idea for an audio project that is not a play, please visit www.audible.com/pitch.


Audible is dedicated to commissioning, developing, and producing work that reflects the diversity of our members and our world. To accomplish this, Audible is committed to granting at least 50% of emerging playwright commissions to artists of color and women.

Submission Guidelines: To be considered as an applicant for a commission, please submit all of the following to AudibleTheater@audible.com:


1. One full-length script for an original or adapted play (in English language only) that represents your voice ("Script"). The Script can be in any genre and may include one-acts and solo pieces;


2. A short biography; and A brief statement about why audio plays appeal to you.

If you have an idea for an original audio play, you are welcome to include a pitch or summary along with your statement (this is encouraged, but not required).


Any applicant over the age of 18 may submit a Script. Employees or independent contractors, or immediate family members (spouses, domestic partners, parents, grandparents, siblings, children, and grandchildren) or those living in the same household of employees or independent contractors of Audible Inc., Amazon or any entity involved in any aspect of the Theater Fund may not submit a Script for consideration, unless it is determined by Audible in its sole discretion in accordance with Audible’s then current policies and procedures that no conflict of interest exists in connection with accepting the relevant submission for consideration.


Submissions are accepted year-round. Due to the number of Scripts that Audible receives, Audible will only consider one Script at a time from each applicant and will not consider resubmissions, including those that have been significantly revised. The Audible team evaluates submissions on a rolling basis, and applicants will be notified regarding the status of their submissions via email. Thanks in advance for your patience while we process your Script; our typical response time is 6-8 months.



16. ARTIST RESCUE TRUST

DEADLINE: Ongoing

WEBSITE: https://artistrescue.org/


The mission of Artist Rescue Trust is to provide relief funding to musicians and artists totaling $1,500 over three months and amplify their stories, performances and art to the world. We invite eligible artists and musicians who are facing financial complications from cancelled events and bookings to fill out the application form to be considered. Qualifying applicants who meet the eligibility requirements will be entered into a pool. A new fund recipient will be randomly selected from the qualified pool each time $1500 is donated to A.R.T. We are continuing to accept applications, so if you feel you would be eligible, please apply! The longevity of this effort will be assessed by, 1) the status of COVID-19 and its economic effects. 2) The impact of this program to date. The need is great. So we will continue our work and help as many as possible.


Basic requirements to be eligible for our grants are:

  • Be 18+

  • Be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident in the United States, District of Columbia, or U.S. Territories (e.g. citizen, green card holder, and/or permanent resident who can provide a W9 and SSN or ITIN).

  • Be a professional, actively practicing musician or artist whose primary source of income is made through live performances, tours, gallery openings, book tours/readings, or other bookings/events and not working on a regular salary basis for one employer.

  • Demonstrate a commitment to current and ongoing activity in their artistic discipline/s.

  • Show a demonstrated need for emergency relief to recover the immediate loss of income through cancellations and bookings due to COVID19.

  • Not be enrolled in unemployment benefits.

  • Not a full-time employee, board member, director, officer, or immediate family member of any of the coalition partners.

  • Not previously awarded a relief grant from this fund.


17. STOCHASTIC LABS

DEADLINE: Rolling

WEBSITE: https://stochasticlabs.org


Stochastic Labs awards fully sponsored residencies to exceptional engineers, artists, scientists, and entrepreneurs from around the world. Residencies in San Francisco are of variable length and include a private apartment at the mansion, co-working and/or dedicated work space, shop access (laser cutter, 3D printer etc), a $1k monthly stipend and a budget for materials. Residents become part of Stochastic’s creative community, participating in weekly dinners and invitation events. Residents may apply as individuals or as teams. While applicants may be at any stage in their career, the selection is highly competitive.


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