Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Rebranding Plan for CATS

Be honest: it's so bad you want to see it. It's like that Anne Rice vampire musical on broadway or your middle-aged boss inviting you to his African dance recital. Like porn and horror, revulsion and titillation live in the same part of the brain. And how often does a movie offer the chance to feel both true visceral revulsion and arousal? Don't look away. Let the warm, dark, horror envelope you like a hot tub rash. Your eyes are like that mesh underwear inside a bathing suit...a flimsy, pointless barrier that will not protect you from the infection of...CATS!!

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Dispassionate Dialogue about our Democracy on the 4th of July

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