Moderator: Any final words of advice?
Me: Education, education, education. Stay in school, kids.
Students: We are in school. You are literally talking to a graduating class.
Me: Ok. Good pt. Follow your dreams.
Students: We can't. We have all this debt from staying in school.
Me: Yeah I know about that. How about...question everything.
Students: so Trump wants another ballot audit so-
Me: let's move on. Love is love is love.
Students: What about NAMBLA?
Me: Vote blue no matter who?
Students: But Biden said-
Me: -I'm not trying to get into it. Don't do drugs.
Students: no.
Me: Be kind.
Students: To terrorists?!?!?
Me: Don't litter. Ok. How about that? Just don't fucking litter. What? You got something smart to say about that? Huh?!?
Students: ....
Me: This has been so much fun. Thank you for having me.
*one person claps.*
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