Dear Valued __________ (employee, customer, patron, lover of the arts, motorcycle enthusiast, Peloton wife),
We at the ________(insert corporation) FAMILY wish to offer our ________(thoughts, prayers, thoughts & prayers, well-wishes, special 10% discount, free tacos) during this time of _________(crisis, civil unrest, our Lord and Savior, Super Bowl celebration).
We know that you're dealing with the ________(Great Depression, murder hornets, covid-19, global fires, 400 years of racial brutality, hurricanes, zombie apocalypse, monkey paw diarrhea epidemic, Trump tweets, championship partying) but just know that we are here for you___(./!/!!/😀)
Now more than ever, you are in our ___(hearts, minds, discount bin, taco funzone, cardio package.) While you're_______(quarantined ,sick, under house arrest, hung over, on the run from the law, ready to pop off, marching, white and walking around with an assault rifle because you can, celebrating) check out our website for some________(words of inspiration, MLK quotes, hot discounts, summer discounts, new deals, nationwide list of recalls, new possible side effects.)
Stay ____ (safe, blessed, boo'ed up, armed). Your trusty and personal____(friend, employer, buddy, amigo, wonderwall)...Corporate America.
Love, Sincerely, Respectfully, Prayerfully, Pumped,
____(corporate name) Family
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