Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting Mansplainer.
Interrupting M-
-Well, actually...that's not entirely correct, but I can see how you would be confused.
***
WRITER: are you the Euler constant, b/c you're being irrational right now.
ME: Math joke!!
***
Holocaust: NEVER AGAINTibet: Oh, no. AGAIN!
Rwanda: Oh well, again.
Chinese Concentration Camps: NEVER (comment about this) AGAIN!
***
Day 20 w/o sugar: I thought I broke my fast, but I was having a very vivid food dream. Cookies. Very aggressive...cookies.
***
ME: How was "Harriet?"
FRIEND: It was pretty good, but I don't want to spoil the ending.
ME: Um, I think I know how it ends.
No comments:
Post a Comment